This is what happened when Ah Pek speaks BM..

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo...

Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..

Ali: Apa problem?

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut.. manyak cinang semputloh ...

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong..tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo...

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo..lu lagi lambat pancut..

Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??

Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa..

Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci..

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau..Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka..bolo punya olang..

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........

LMAO..

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*Translation from BM --> English*

Due to the differentiation of BM and English, it's a little hard, but hope you will get it.

Potong Zaka = Cut Your Penis. *traditionally, malay guys when they were younger, they are supposed to cut a little bit of their penis skin, to keep it clean or some sort, not too sure, correct me if i am wrong =) *

Proton Saga = our very own national car.

*The whole conversation, ahpek was asking about proton saga, meanwhile Ali misunderstood and thought it was referring to his penis*

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka? *is your 'potong zaka' good?*

Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo... *very good, when you cut it, that thing will be damn clean*

Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
*?!!errr...but my friend told me that 'potong zaka'...they have a lot of problem with it*

Ali: Apa problem? *what problem?*

Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut.. manyak cinang semputloh ...* throw in a lot of money, somemore, it's performance isn't good*

Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo... *Cehh...apek, what kinda story is that??I cut it damn long ago, no problem also...my wife damn satisfy woo..*

Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka? *your wife damn satisfy with 'potong zaka' ??*

Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu potong aahh... lagi sedap main woo..lu lagi lambat pancut.. *Ya laa.When you cut it, more nice to play...cuz it won't shoot so fast*

p.s: potong above means overtake to AhPek..

Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5?? *??!!err...yours is 1.3 or 1.5??*

Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa.. *??!!woi...apek talk nicely abit ha...mine, 6 inches la..*

Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci.. *??!!Tiu nia ma..you don't play play ha...where got 'potong zaka' 6 inches??*

Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers) *Cilaka(cursing) this apek, nah, take a look (open his trousers)*

Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau.. *Chee sin (crazy) la this fella..people ask nicely, you go show your lanchiau(penis)*

Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la.. *Then??you don't believe me, I have to show la..*

Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau...Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka.. bolo punya olang.. *I didn't ask about your lanchiau(penis)..I was asking about the national car...'potong zaka'....damn stupid lor you people..*

Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... proton saga........ *aiya...apek, next time pronounce properly la...give me some hard time only..not 'potong zaka' la......it's proton saga*

Hik hik hik hik..

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